Hell was Boring Washed Shorts
Hell was Boring Washed Shorts
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10.6oz prison-grade cotton – thick enough to survive riots, soft enough for couch marathons
Industrial stitching at stress points (crotch gusset reinforced)
Loose but not sloppy mid-waist fit
🎨 Washed to Perfection
✓ Vintage enzyme wash for instant "lived-in" cred
✓ Faded just enough to show you DGAF
✓ Each pair ages uniquely
⚙️ Functional Details
Deep front pockets (fits iPhone Max + lighter)
Adjustable drawstring with metal eyelets
Curved hem for leg mobility
☠️ Care Instructions
• Cold wash inside out (30°C)
• Tumble dry low
• Iron low if you must (but wrinkles = character)
• Bleach banished forever
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 20.1 | 51 | 20.5 | 52 | 20.9 | 53 | 21.3 | 54 | 21.7 | 55 |
| Waist | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Hip | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 |
Sizing
TEES
| S | M | L | XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.8 | 28.0 | 29.1 | 30.3 | 31.5 |
| Chest | 21.7 | 22.7 | 23.6 | 24.6 | 25.6 |
| Shoulder | 21.3 | 22.0 | 22.8 | 23.6 | 24.4 |
| Sleeve length | 8.7 | 9.1 | 9.4 | 9.8 | 10.2 |
HOODIES
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 28.0 | 28.3 | 29.9 | 30.7 | 31.5 |
| Chest | 24.8 | 26.0 | 26.8 | 27.6 | 29.2 |
| Shoulder | 23.2 | 24.4 | 24.8 | 25.6 | 26.8 |
| Sleeve length | 23.2 | 23.2 | 23.6 | 24.0 | 24.0 |
BOTTOMS
Shorts:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Outseam | 19.7 | 20.5 | 21.3 | 22.0 | 22.8 |
| Waist | 28.0 | 29.1 | 30.3 | 31.5 | 32.7 |
Pants:
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Outseam | 41.7 | 42.5 | 43.3 | 44.1 |
| Waist | 26.4 | 28.3 | 30.3 | 32.7 |
| Hip | 44.9 | 46.9 | 48.8 | 51.2 |
| Leg opening | 9.8 | 10.2 | 10.6 | 11.0 |