Hell was Boring Washed Shorts

• 10.6oz prison-grade cotton – thick enough to survive riots, soft enough for couch marathons

• Industrial stitching at stress points (crotch gusset reinforced)

• Loose but not sloppy mid-waist fit

🎨 Washed to Perfection
✓ Vintage enzyme wash for instant "lived-in" cred
✓ Faded just enough to show you DGAF
✓ Each pair ages uniquely

⚙️ Functional Details

• Deep front pockets (fits iPhone Max + lighter)

• Adjustable drawstring with metal eyelets

• Curved hem for leg mobility

☠️ Care Instructions
• Cold wash inside out (30°C)
• Tumble dry low
• Iron low if you must (but wrinkles = character)
• Bleach banished forever