HELL WAS BORING Oversized Tee

✂️ ARCHITECTURAL FIT

• Oversized silhouette with extended body length (covers waistbands)

• Drop shoulder construction for that slouchy streetwear drape

• 7.4oz 100% cotton – substantial without being stifling

🖤 DESIGNED TO AGE BETTER THAN YOU
✓ Enzyme-washed for instant vintage softness
✓ Reinforced double-stitched seams
✓ Slight crinkle texture (hides stains like a pro)

🌍 YEAR-ROUND UNIFORM

• Summer: Wear solo with shorts

• Winter: Layer under chore coats

• Office Hack: French-tuck with trousers

☠️ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold (because hot water is for the weak)
• Tumble dry low (or air dry for maximum slouch)
• Iron low if you're into that corporate life
• Bleach = voided warranty

📏 FIT SPECS

• Body length 2-3" longer than standard tees

• Sleeve hits mid-bicep

• Unisex sizing (go TTS for intended fit)