HELL WAS BORING Tee
HELL WAS BORING Tee
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$53.00 CAD
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$70.00 CAD
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✂️ ARCHITECTURAL FIT
Drop shoulder construction for that slouchy streetwear drape
7.4oz 100% cotton – substantial without being stifling
🖤 DESIGNED TO AGE BETTER THAN YOU
✓ Enzyme-washed for instant vintage softness
✓ Reinforced double-stitched seams
✓ Slight crinkle texture (hides stains like a pro)
🌍 YEAR-ROUND UNIFORM
Summer: Wear solo with shorts
Winter: Layer under chore coats
Office Hack: French-tuck with trousers
☠️ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold (because hot water is for the weak)
• Tumble dry low (or air dry for maximum slouch)
• Iron low if you're into that corporate life
• Bleach = voided warranty
📏 FIT SPECS
Body length 2-3" longer than standard tees
Sleeve hits mid-bicep
Unisex sizing (go TTS for intended fit)
Sizing
TEES
| S | M | L | XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.8 | 28.0 | 29.1 | 30.3 | 31.5 |
| Chest | 21.7 | 22.7 | 23.6 | 24.6 | 25.6 |
| Shoulder | 21.3 | 22.0 | 22.8 | 23.6 | 24.4 |
| Sleeve length | 8.7 | 9.1 | 9.4 | 9.8 | 10.2 |
HOODIES
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 28.0 | 28.3 | 29.9 | 30.7 | 31.5 |
| Chest | 24.8 | 26.0 | 26.8 | 27.6 | 29.2 |
| Shoulder | 23.2 | 24.4 | 24.8 | 25.6 | 26.8 |
| Sleeve length | 23.2 | 23.2 | 23.6 | 24.0 | 24.0 |
BOTTOMS
Shorts:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Outseam | 19.7 | 20.5 | 21.3 | 22.0 | 22.8 |
| Waist | 28.0 | 29.1 | 30.3 | 31.5 | 32.7 |
Pants:
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Outseam | 41.7 | 42.5 | 43.3 | 44.1 |
| Waist | 26.4 | 28.3 | 30.3 | 32.7 |
| Hip | 44.9 | 46.9 | 48.8 | 51.2 |
| Leg opening | 9.8 | 10.2 | 10.6 | 11.0 |